Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The Gary Oldman

That's right kids; as Chris as already proclaimed, WE'RE BACK - and better than ever with a new, sleek...uh...organized... dot thingermabobskidoo...

To kick off my own return I bring you this man's face:


'Nuff said, read more after the jump...

Did you know he used to be married to Uma Thurman?  Poison Ivy and Commissioner Gordon...

"It's the mustache she deserves...but not the one she needs right now.  So we'll...wait, I dated Uma Thurman?"

From ageless blood-suckers to wizards and their thing remains a constant...

I know!  You're asking, so what does Gary Oldman look like without the mustache?  Well even the slightest bit of facial hair has it's powers. 

"It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties."

Let his mustache-less face provide a cautionary tale however.  Be may not sleep after scrolling below this AHHH TOO LATE you can probably already see it.

"He told me to shave.  Seemed like a good idea at the time..."

Sleep well!  
Don't be ashamed of your love for mustache.
Tell your friends about this mustache!
 Trust me, they wanna know.

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